... the Birth of Rhyme is an experiment in monotony and comic transitions.

The caption type was done with a Brother Electronic Typewriter AX-10; the title was created with a font that is ever so grungy, ever so available, and ever so out of my recollection. The rhyme is created with the mother of all garamonds, Adobe Garamond.

Some say the Gremlin lifestyle duplicates that of a cubicle worker, except without the udders, the milk, and (maybe) the cow arse.

This story was first published in an abbreviated form in QUIRE zine #4.